Why would they use paper?

Why on earth would they do this?

What were they thinking? 

The girls were looking at disgust at a spare McDonald's paper straw from their dad's order.

They sat down and had a serious meeting over the ridiculous decision to use paper for the purposes of transporting liquid. 

I think McDonald's could have benefited from having a panel of three and five year olds in the room the day that particular decision was made, before they rolled out their first version of paper straws to the public. 

It was really amusing to watch. They chatted away about how stupid it was. How it would fall to pieces after being in the drink for too long, get soggy with the liquid travelling up it, and finally would break off in your mouth. They were testing this theory watching the straw sat in water. 

They were oblivious to the fact dad was on the other side of the kitchen struggling with all those issues as he was trying to drink his pepsi max. 

As they established the reasoning behind the replacement of plastic, they were not appeased. 'What's wrong with using metal straws? You just wash them in between using them!'. 

My eldest grabbed their metal ones and poured a drink, demonstrating the efficency of metal, comparing the offending disintegrated paper straw and their own superior ones. Dad grabbed a metal one as he vacated the kitchen. 

The conclusion from this unexpected science experiment was that everyone should carry a metal straw around in their pocket for the eventuality of drinking at McDonald's. 

The company certainly provided an educational session in our house that day!



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